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Could you be having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time? The undisputed king of bizarre one-liners, comedian Steven Wright, is coming to D.C.’s Warner Theatre this weekend, and Live Nation is offering DCist readers an exclusive chance to win a pair of free tickets.

Steven’s out touring in advance of the June release of a deluxe anniversary edition of his classic 1985 album, “I Have a Pony,” source of such lines as, “I got up the other day and everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica,” and “I like to reminisce with people I don’t know. Granted, it takes longer.”

The Warner Theatre show is Saturday, Jan. 23 at 8 p.m.. This contest is now closed.