Photo by Chris Rief aka Spodie Odie

It’s cool to be open and comfortable with your friends. But sometimes you should save certain stories for your doctor. Or no one.

On the National Mall:

Four guys in their 20s get out of a small sedan after parking.

One guy, talking loudly as the other three look around in embarrassment: “So you can see where my testicle is discolored by the direction of my treatment… (crossing the street) and I showed her my left ball and got kicked out.”

After the jump, boobs, romance, and more fascinating tales.

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