Word from the George Washington Police Department has it that a man on a mountain bike exposed his genitals to groups of women around campus on two occasions this week: once near Lerner Health and Wellness and then again by Philip Amsterdam Hall. In this snow, it’s difficult to imagine anyone voluntarily exposing his skin to the elements, but frankly, it’s hard to conceive this operation under the best of climactic circumstances. This pervert exposed himself while riding a bicycle. Needless to say, the package that this courier hoped to deliver was unwanted, disgusting, and criminal. Alert details follow below.

Could this Fixie Flasher be the same predator who’s been exposing himself along the Washington and Old Dominion bike trail this month? The hope is that time will tell sooner rather than later, and this tuna will receive the help and jail time he needs. In the meantime, we need, as a society, a name for this practice of flashing while automoting. Schwing on a Schwinn? Tour de No Pants?