Photo by ianseanlivingston.

Ah Metro, what a bunch of funny guys. Whether making the ludicrous-sounding “peak-of-the-peak” an actual thing, doing track maintenance on the one day you need to take the Metro to the airport, or making the Blue Line travel on the Yellow Line’s tracks, they’re always out to do some kind of hilarious prank.

Overheard of the Week

Operator on the Red Line yesterday, leaving Farragut North, in the middle of the tunnel while the train is moving:

“Doors opening, ding ding”

After the jump, really, it’s just a whole bunch of idiots.

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