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While it seems like stores advertise upcoming holidays earlier and earlier every year, it’s still a little early for Valentine’s Day displays — even for stores who put up Christmas displays in September. But just in case you forgot how to be romantic with your sweetie, here’s a helpful reminder.

Overheard of the Week

Outside the Blaguard bar on 18th Street NW, about 8:30 pm:

Man in his 20s talking loudly on his cellphone: “By the end of the night we’re all just gonna black out and butt-f*ck each other.”

Alright! After the jump, people I wish ran for office, not very good first impressions at government offices and a Harry Potter-related DIY overheard!

As always, Overheard in D.C. depends on you to send in what you hear. Make sure you give the context: who was talking, where they were, when it was, etc.