(AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

Less than ten minutes into yesterday’s embarrassing loss to the Giants, the Redskins had allowed two rushing touchdowns and 118 yards of offense. The cameras then cut to a shot of Redskins defensive coordinator Jim Haslett, looking bewildered by what has transpired, half-heartedly uttering an expletive that rhymes with cluck. The look on Haslett’s face and his choice of vocabulary perfectly capture everything that went wrong yesterday. The Redskins looked confused and unprepared from the start, and don’t have anywhere close to enough ammunition to not only come from behind, but keep the other team from scoring while doing so. I had optimistically predicted a close finish, but once Brandon Jacobs walked into the end zone for his first touchdown, I knew it was going to be a long day. I could go get all analytical or wax poetic about the flow of the game, but “Redskins Get Run Over, Yet McNabb Still Smiles” seems adequate enough.

Instead, I’ll provide a peek at the names that have been added to DCist’s “I Don’t Want You Playing On/Coaching/Running/Owning My Favorite Team” database in the wake of yesterday’s 31-7 defeat (sorted alphabetically by last name).

Buchanon, Philip: Allowed Derek Hagans, a fourth-string wide receiver only playing due to injuries to Hakeem Nicks and Steve Smith, to consistently beat him on comeback routes. Every time Hagans stopped on a dime and came back to the ball, Buchanon nearly fell over himself to try and catch up.