Photo by sarahwithoutanh001

Why are you looking at me with such disdain alpaca? You don’t have to worry about this winter weather with your warm coat. You don’t have to stress over working through the holidays, navigating through D.C. traffic or paying rent. Hell, you even have an uber-trendy haircut. Please, just leave me alone to blog in my dark, rowhouse apartment. Maybe someday I’ll be wearing you as a sweater.