Vincent Orange, fighting Kwame Brown for Gray’s seat, went with a smaller Cadillac SUV than his competitor. What, he couldn’t afford an orange paint job?

PETA doesn’t actually take offense to the depiction of rats as the bad guy in the classic ballet, but rather the ballet-goers sartorial choices. PETA has been protesting the Washington Ballet’s production the past few days, targeting the audience members who chose to wear fur. Dressed as a bunny in a tutu (don’t you know fur is tutu cruel), PETA protesters were seen mostly as funny to passerbys. Apparently as protesters approached probable fur-wearers, all claimed the fur they wore was faux.