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“Fifteen years and I’ve never seen anything like that in my life,” was the third sentence from Flip Saunders’ mouth at his post-game press conference after the Wizards’ 136-133 overtime win versus the Sacramento Kings on Tuesday night. His first line: “Are you sure I have to do this?”

A quick-witted AP reporter retorted, “Well, we got to write something.”

I’m sure at this point, someone is likening the Wizards to a box of chocolates, because you never know what you’re going to get. Not quite the same though. I’m pretty sure what you are going to get each and every time is chocolate, in some form.

In the Wizards’ box? Well, you’ll find anything from something delicious, chocolately and bacony, such as Nick Young’s career-high 43 points, to something slightly more risky to consume — such as a Japanese pufferfish prepared by a blindfolded Andray Blatche with one hand behind his back while on the dance floor at the Shadow Room, which we will liken to the Wizards blowing a six-point lead with 18 seconds left in regulation, with the ball, which allowed the Kings to send the game into overtime.

What else did Saunders see?