Photo by Pat Padua.

The bus is a great means of transportation, especially if you have power tools. And really, in this situation, there’s probably only one response.

Overheard of the Week

Sunday, January 30 on the 90/92 eastbound around Florida Avenue and 7th Street NW:

A rather unruly/drunk passenger claiming to be a hustler, with a chainsaw in a case (you could smell the gas) is asked to exit. Another passenger was upset about the delay.

Passenger to driver: “C’mon bus driver, I’ve got a wife, she won’t be happy when I’m late.”
Bus driver (obviously upset by the altercation): “Sir, just have a seat and pray.”

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