Ward 4 Councilmember Muriel Bowser is none too pleased about Ward 8 Councilmember Marion Barry’s thoughts on Mayor Vince Gray’s appointment of Dr. Rochelle L. Webb as the Director of the District’s Department of Employment Services. But (perhaps) a more pressing concern: how in the world is there not a real — or at the very least a reliably hilarious fake — Marion Barry Twitter account out there? Someone’s got a hold on the “MarionBarry” handle, but it’s been updated once since November 2009. This really needs to be rectified as soon as possible, doesn’t it?