While we’re on the subject of transportation for drunk people, here’s some interesting testimony from Ilmar Paegle, the man who was, until recently, in charge of overseeing the accuracy of breathalyzers used by the District’s police. According to a WTTG report, Paegle claims that “hundreds of people have gone to jail based on faulty information that went undetected for years.” Yeah, that sounds bad. In coordination with the D.C. Attorney General, the police department has now ditched the faulty breath analysis technology until a reliable analyzer can be found; in the interim, police will have suspected drunk drivers give urine samples when they are pulled over. You know, when you drink, Metro is a good alternative to driv…oh wait, never mind.