Photo by Mark_Analog.

Who doesn’t like a wedding? There’s champagne to be drunk, cake to be had, and incredibly awkward conversations with distant family members you haven’t talked to in years to be had (leading, of course, to more champagne consumption). Then again, there are some people for whom attending the joining of two soulmates is a much more complicated proposition.

Overheard of the Week

Two 20-somethings in line at 13th & E Starbucks, discussing upcoming wedding trip:

Female: “So is she gonna be your plus one to the wedding?”
Male: “We’ll see. Let’s start with me not cheating on someone first.”

After the jump: lessons in tact, college students and, of course, tourists on the Metro.

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