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In an era where we’re presented with so much information on a daily basis, it’s downright rare for a local story to have real staying power among the masses. Of course, it’s pretty easy to tell when one of these elusive stories has risen to the surface.

Overheard of the Week

At a liquor store on Georgia Avenue:

Middle-aged man to attendant: “Can you get me one of those big bottles of Chivas?
Attendant: “Sure man, you got a party or something?”
Man: “No man, I’m like Kwame, I’m gonna get fully loaded.”

After the jump: incredibly competent salespeople, a flagrant violation of the urinal code and expletives.

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