Photo from Tareq and Michaele Salahi Facebook page.

Photo from Tareq and Michaele Salahi Facebook page.

What’s that saying about not being able to fully achieve your potential until you hit rock bottom? Something about needing something to push off of to fly high, right? I always forget how that one goes.

Oh, right, in other news: Michaele and Tareq Salahi are reportedly set to join the cast of “Celebrity Rehab,” alongside such social luminaries as Michael Lohan, the guy who played Hobie from “Baywatch” and Dwight “Doc” Gooden, the former major league pitcher.

On the plus side, the news gives us the chance to run this image of former mayor Adrian Fenty hobnobbing it up with the pair during the infamous White House state dinner, which — for the record — I still think looks totally Photoshopped.