What’s that saying about not being able to fully achieve your potential until you hit rock bottom? Something about needing something to push off of to fly high, right? I always forget how that one goes.

I have to admit, I was pretty excited about last night’s episode, mostly because it is the last one. The Salahis have been saying since the beginning that once the truth comes out, which it should have last night, we will see that they are innocent. We’ve come this far, let’s do it.

I mistakenly thought that this was the last week of the Real Housewives, but alas, we have one more week to go. For today’s recap, we have an embassy party, Stacie still trying to find her birth father and Michaele getting ready for the State Dinner.

Last Thursday’s Real Housewives of D.C. featured Redskins cheerleading, debates about same-sex marriage and David Catania. Don’t act like you’re not interested.

Can you believe we have made it to week six? Only two weeks left. I might shed a tear.

Happy Friday everyone! After a week off, the D.C. Housewives are back. Aren’t you excited?

Happy Friday everyone. This week, we learn more about Mary, the Salahis crashing the Congressional Black Caucus dinner, and Virginia grape stomping. Let’s do it.

It’s Friday afternoon — time for our recap of the third week of the Real Housewives of D.C. Let’s get to it.

Nothing can beat the recap that Davy DCist put together for the first episode of the Real Housewives of D.C. last week. Davy couldn’t stomach watching the show again, so we’ve brought back our patented Real World style to fulfill our obligation to cover every reality show in this town. (Except D.C. Cupcakes. We’ve got some standards.)

Pepco fail! Since our regularly scheduled writer couldn’t watch The Real Housewives of D.C. due to the power outage, your soon to be regularly scheduled synposis is unavailable today. But we just got some breaking news from Bravo: Illustration by Martin Austermuhle (Note: We don’t actually wish harm on anyone. Because getting hurt is bad.)…