This afternoon, Washington Post sports reporter Gene Wang happened upon a news story which led to one of the better hashtags in recent memory: #ostrichonbeltway.

Now, I’d be kidding myself if I thought our readership would be the type to be cruising the Beltway in the middle of the day, but — there has to be someone out there with a photograph of this. There just has to be. (Whoever you are, please don’t hesitate to get in touch.)