Photo by Karon.

It’s April Fools’ Day, which is pretty fun for most people. We thought about writing a play-by-play of a recent WAKA kickball game in its entirety in place of this week’s Overheard in D.C., but decided against it. However, here’s a hilarious prank everyone will enjoy, courtesy of the D.C. Superior Court:

Overheard of the Week

At D.C. Superior Court:

Two U.S. marshals are talking to a homeless man standing at a pay phone.

Marshal 1: “Whadya doing with it, trying to touch your wang?”
Marshal 2, in a commanding voice: “Take the phone out of your pants!”

After the jump, more April Fools’, tourists, cops with Viagra, and more!

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Reading is fun

Family gets on Red line:

Boy: “Hey, did you see all those guys in Jesuit Rugby jackets?”
Sister: “Yeah, what is that?”
Boy: “It’s definitely a soccer team.”

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Hey-oh!

At Roti, the Mediterranean grill at 17th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW:

A professional-looking couple, mid-30s:

Girl: “The falafel looks really good. We should try some.”
Guy: “Nah, I really don’t need any fried balls.”

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Should have waited for April Fools’ Day

On the 31 bus during a morning commute:

Bus driver yells: “Excuse me! Now that the bus is full I have an announcement for the bus. There will be random bag checks at M Street. Excuse me, we will be randomly checking bags at M Street (pause) I’m just kidding!”

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Supportive boyfriends are the best, right ladies?

In the Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro after the Caps game Tuesday night:

A 5 foot tall girl was standing with her boyfriend waiting to get on a Huntington train. The girl wraps her arms around her boyfriend’s neck and says in a sultry voice:

Girl: “I think I should play hockey. I would be good at it.”
Guy (angrily): “You can’t even handle a f*cking paper cut! AND you would be plowed over by your own teammates because they wouldn’t see you! Terrible idea.”

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Take that, Glenn Beck!

At the Courthouse Metro:

A herd of tourists are standing on both sides of the escalator and blocking exits.

Professionally dressed guy in his late twenties: “You know, these are the same people who are going to whine about the government being inefficient. We are efficient — we walk to the left and stand to the right.”

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Have you see the First Beer Bong?

Outside the White House:

20 something girl after seeing the White House for the first time: “It doesn’t look as impressive as I thought it would. It looks like it could be a frat house.”

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Someone awesome!

In Ballston on the escalator, Thursday evening:

Man on the phone: “You ate 5 worms? Who fed you 5 worms!?”

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This is why you shouldn’t mess with cops

At the D.C. Superior Court:

Two U.S. Park Police officers are talking.

Officer one: “So the guy mixed crack and Viagra in a cigar and smokes it, which is a weird combination.”
Officer two: “It’s not that weird.”

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Duh, it’s Friday

Conference Room in a downtown office building:

Guy in conference room to guy on phone for conference call: “Hello…are you still listening? Are you playing Angry Birds?!”