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TRAIN WRECK: Tiger blood aficionado Charlie Sheen (along with a police escort, apparently) brings his “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option”…show to DAR Constitution Hall (1776 D Street NW) tonight, for some reason. 8 p.m. Tickets: $60.70-$104.25. (Though you may want to read this after purchasing.)

MOVIE: Diane Sawyer, anchor of ABC World News With Diane Sawyer, comes to the Newseum (555 Pennsylvania Avenue NW) to chat with veteran journalist Nick Clooney. The discussion comes after a screening of The China Syndrome, a film about a TV reporter (Jane Fonda) who tries to report on a slip-up at a nuclear power plant. 7:30 p.m. $15.

>> The Washington Psychotronic Film Society presents the 1961 Mexican horror movie Curse of the Doll People at The Passenger (1021 7th Street NW). 8 p.m. Free, but a $2 donation is suggested.

THEATER: Bread & Puppet Theater present The Decapitalization Cabaret, which includes large-scale puppets and performers acting out thoughts on justice, aliens, universal health care and more at St. Stephen’s Church (1525 Newton Street NW). 8 p.m. $5-$15 suggested donation.

MUSIC: Adam Arcuragi plays Iota (2832 Wilson Boulevard, Arlington) with Cameron McGill and What Army. 8:30 p.m. $10.

>> British Sea Power takes the stage at the Black Cat (1811 14th Street NW) tonight with A Classic Education. 8 p.m. $15.