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Sure, according to 2010 Census data, Northern Virginia “remains a bastion of traditional, nuclear families.” Believe it or not, at the same time, the state of Virginia has experienced a 40 percent increase in the number of male same-sex households and a 60 percent increase in female same-sex households since 2000.

That sound you just heard was hundreds of crazy people’s heads exploding in Cronenbergian fashion.