Note: The video contains some simulated graphic violence

With ever constant spat between cyclists and drivers in D.C., let’s imagine if we included the other main sub-sect of local transit: Metro riders. For those of us less inclined to attempt to pop a wheelie on a metro platform or train aisle, perhaps those urges can be satiated with Happy Wheels, a ragdoll-physics Flash game by Jim Bonacci. While there are already 1.7 million user-made levels, the Dupont Circle Metro station lands prominently as a feature level in the main game.

Flailing bodies and gore aside, the level seems weirdly accurate to daily life in metro stations. Mountainous escalator climbs, baby carriers on bicycles, gray-suited bystanders and multicolored station maps. Now that Monday’s metro ride is looming ahead, trying allaying some of those anxieties with this game.