Sure, we know it’s sunny outside right now. But, according to reliable reports, certain areas of the Washington metro region may in be store for a rare October Class 3 Killstorm, involving some incredibly dangerous flurries.

Hurry, start looting the groceries now, while they still have milk!

In these oh-so-desperate times, it’s always nice to keep in mind that you are more than capable of keeping an eye on the District’s purveyors of plow. (Take that, Prince George’s County!) The District’s Department of Transportation’s Snow Response Reporting System allows you potential shut-ins like yourself to search for locations by street address, intersection, block, or just general landmarks (like Dupont Circle), then pick a start and end time and voila, it’ll show you where DDOT’s fleet is been pushing around any potential snow like a fifth-grade bully.