Photo by sally henny penny.

According to WTOP’s Adam Tuss, a naked man was spotted wandering around the United Airlines ticket counter at Dulles International Airport this morning. The man, who was not deemed a security threat by airport authorities, was apparently just walking around in circles “wearing nothing more than shoes, socks and his glasses.”

On the bright side, at least we know that he wasn’t smuggling any kind of drugs into the terminal. I mean, probably.