Photo by Tyrannous.

“It’s a beautiful day!” reads the latest communique from that bunch of fringe extremists down at Occupy DC, who, in the same terrifying message, note that they’ll be holding a public barbecue at 2:30 in McPherson Square.

This brand of savage, wild behavior will be fueled by copious amounts of free Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, which will obviously be used to whip the unruly mob into a wicked sugar rush, the kind that only a mid-afternoon siesta will be able to truly stamp out.

Oh, the humanity!