You may jokingly make humping motions when surrounded by a group of close friends, but would you do it front of a crowd of drunken bar-goers? If so, the Air Sex World Championships—coming to town next Tuesday—might be for you.

There isn’t really much to explain here—the Air Sex World Championship features regular word-a-day types who just want to jump on stage and, well, perform an air sex routine. For two minutes. There aren’t many more rules, nor are there very many standards—pretty much anything goes, from the initial meeting and seduction to foreplay and intercourse. Props and groups are allowed.

All the air sex you could stand to watch kicks off on Tuesday, July 3 at 10 p.m. at the Rock and Roll Hotel. And yes, you can participate—just email chris (at) airsexworldchampionships (dot) com.

We’re not a traditional family oriented publication, but we also realize that any of the pictures we could use for this post would probably provoke some workplace inquiries as to your web-surfing habits. But if you’re not concerned, check pictures from former championships here. It looks exactly what people pretending to have sex would look like.

UPDATE, 5:10 p.m.: Totally missed that we covered this in 2010. Maybe we’ll have to do so again. Yay?