Read it and sweat. The DCist Weather Center reports that as of shortly before 1 p.m. today, the temperature in Washington hit 100 degrees, with a brutalizing heat index of 109. Stay cool, friends.

Editor’s note: The DCist Weather Center is actually a bunker in an undisclosed location where Davy DCist has been barking at the ceiling while straitjacketed and strapped down to a gurney for the past two years. We’ve said too much.