OK, we get it. It’s the middle of summer, and we’re fast approaching that single month when half of the city fleas for the coast or cooler climes. But that doesn’t mean you should all stop being the snooping, eavesdropping people that you are!

This week’s Overheard in D.C. is a little on the light side, so do your best and try and overhear as many funny, embarrassing and inappropriate things as possible in the coming weeks. We’re only as good as you are, after all. Send any of your future submissions to our special email address, and make sure to tell us who, what, where, when and in what context.

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You know how white people are…

On Metro’s Green Line going to Greenbelt at 4 p.m.

Black lady: What time does the club open?
White guy: Around 8, but folks won’t show up until later. You know how black people are…

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If Metro were the Brady Bunch…

A few guys waiting in line to order at Big Bear Cafe

“Metro Center is, like, our least used stop…you know, it’s like Metro Center is the Jan Brady of Metro stops. It’s always ‘Farragut Farragut Farragut!'” (last part in Jan Brady falsetto)

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Naked Ambition

Man walking in Shaw

“Yeah, he’s probably just going to end up owning a strip club and making tons of money.”