Some six ounces of cocaine was found in a garlic salt bottle and almost 3 1/2 pounds in four drink boxes. (Photo Courtesy of U.S. Customs and Border Protection)

Some six ounces of cocaine was found in a garlic salt bottle and almost 3 1/2 pounds in four drink boxes. (Photo Courtesy of U.S. Customs and Border Protection)

I always knew the cartoon panda on the Choco Panda boxes was up to no good. He’s totally strung out, after all.

WTOP reports that two men were busted at Dulles International Airport late last week for trying to sneak four pounds of cocaine—hidden in a spice bottle and drink boxes—into the country:

U.S. Customs and Border Protection announced Tuesday that officers found the cocaine Saturday night in the luggage of two Guatemalan men arriving from El Salvador. Officials say they found about six ounces of cocaine in a garlic salt bottle and almost 3 1/2 pounds in four drink boxes.

Customs officials say 44-year-old Esteban Gustavo Ischiu Rojas and 42-year-old Jose Victor Munoz Lemus were traveling together and presented themselves as couriers on business travel. Officials say the two were turned over to police for prosecution on drug charges. An immigration detainer was also placed on them.

In late April it was pretty much the same story, though a different means to hide the drugs—that time, two women were stopped with four pounds of cocaine concealed inside chocolate bars and drink boxes. No one has yet come close to the record set in March, though, when a Nigerian woman was stopped with five pounds worth of heroin pellets in her stomach.

For your own sake, stay away from the Choco Panda. He’s high and hangry.