From the Metropolitan Police Department, which has started publicizing robbery-related arrests across the city:

“Wednesday, October 17, 2012, at approximately 5:24 pm, a complainant was delivering a food order to 5900 block of 14th Street, NW, when two suspects distracted him while a third suspect stole a pizza. On Thursday, October 18, 2012, an investigation by detectives of the Metropolitan Police Department led to the apprehension of all three adult male suspects. They were arrested and charged with Robbery (Snatch).”

If anyone else thought of the Noid when first reading this, congratulations—your memory for decade-old product pitchmen is as good as mine.