Photo by Dennis Dimick
- Metro trail derails—without passengers at the New Carrollton rail yard. [Unsuck D.C. Metro]
- Gilbert Arenas will conquer China with his telekinesis. [City Desk]
- Nationals sign Yankees reliever Rafael Soriano. [Nationals Journal]
- New Congressman’s chief of staff almost didn’t get job because Congressman’s wife thought she looked like a stripper. [National Journal]
- Metro track work: Now and forever. [WAMU]
- Bryce Harper to appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live! tonight. [ABC]