Photo by Eric Spiegel

Want to attend a wedding, but don’t have any friends getting married in the near future? Has Craigslist got a proposition for you!

A D.C. man is seeking a date to a Lexington, Va. wedding this weekend using an ad on Craigslist, which had made its way to Reddit. The unnamed man’s reasons a lady should want to be his date include “you only yolo once,” “you get to wear a dress,” the after-party will feature an open bar.

Want to know a little more about your potential dancing partner? He has a job, is clean, and has never committed a crime. He also says he doesn’t like murder, which is quite a relief.

All you have to do is submit a “selfie,” resume and tell him your favorite color, according to the ad.

When DCist emailed the anonymous gentleman to find out if the photo had to indeed be self-taken, he responded negatively. So go ahead and send your photos, selfies and otherwise, wedding-loving ladies of D.C.!