A man stole three bikes from a condo building garage in Alexandria, Va. Saturday morning. We know this because he was caught doing so by a security camera. He knows we know this because he saw the camera and attempted to cover his face. But apparently the risk of being exposed was not enough to stop him from continuing his thieving.
The theft took place around 4 a.m. at a 900 North Washington Street condo building, according to ABC7. The suspect may be responsible for two other crimes at the condo building this year.
Perhaps this latest theft was a protest in response to Alexandria legalizing sidewalk cycling? (Probably not.)