Via D.C. Department of Health

Service members from Fort Meade are being denied the right to go a Hanover, Md. gas station that sells something the kids are smoking called Spice. The re-banning comes after some people from the Maryland base, who apparently don’t know the stuff turns you into a zombie, were caught purchasing the synthetic marijuana.

The Associated Press reports:

The commander ordered that the Exxon station on Ridge Road in Hanover be added to the list of prohibited sites after authorities reported that a synthetic marijuana product known as Spice is sold there. It was initially placed off limits in January, but removed in February after the owner said the station no longer sold the product.

However, the Metropolitan Area Drug Task Force recently informed the board that recent surveillance found the product is still being sold to Fort Meade service members.

As the D.C. Department of Health has already informed the people of Washington, synthetic marijuana will turn you into a member of the walking dead who can still get a prom date. It can also turn people into idiots, as many YouTube reaction videos show.