Photo by Michael Andrade

Foot-long subs and dozens of doughnuts were snatched away from the good people of Washington today, as five Subway restaurants, a Dunkin’ Donuts, KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut were shut down over an allegedly unpaid tax bill.

The Office of Tax and Revenue says fast food restaurant collector Yasmin Parveen owes the city close to $500,000 in sales taxes collected from customers, according to a press release. “OTR made numerous attempts to collect the outstanding taxes from the establishments without success,” the release states. “When the owners failed to respond to multiple collection notices, OTR was forced to revoke their sales tax certificates.”

The Dunkin’ Donuts and one of the shuttered Subways are located at the very busy corner of 14 and U streets NW. So don’t try to eat there, or at any of the following places, today:

Editor’s note: Because the universe demands it…