Well look at this! Robert Griffin III—the Washington football team’s star quarterback and gracious gift-getter—is going to be on this month’s cover of GQ Magazine.

The article is your typical GQ profile: He opens up about family, friends, his injury, his teammates, and so on. They also sort of press him on more controversial matters like former ESPN commentator Rob Parker’s questioning of his “blackness,” his tumultuous relationship with Donovan McNabb, and some advice he’d give Bryce Harper on his injury (priceless quote: “If I start talking about Bryce, I’ll be a Captain Hindsight, which is what we call people who say, ‘Should’ve done that.’ But okay, being a Captain Hindsight, if doc tells you to sit out, you sit out.”)

Most importantly, check out that cover shot:

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS (Photo via GQ).

Pretty goofy, eh?

So, in true New Yorker style, leave your own caption in the comments section! (This idea will probably blow up in my face, right?)

Winner gets a virtual high five.