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Little Serow isn’t just good—it’s the best restaurant in the country, says one critic.

GQ wants to save D.C.’s most common male professionals from themselves, and the style magazine has a few ideas on how to do so.

The new issue of GQ profiles Nationals outfielder prospect Bryce Harper—the LeBron James of baseball—and falls head-over-heels for the jerky phenom. “I want to run your ass over,” Harper says about his opponents.

GQ’s annual list of the “50 Most Powerful People in Washington” is, not surprisingly, made up of a bunch of federal types. And a couple of party planners.

The problem with tongue-in-cheek humor? It pushes your said muscular hydrostat so far off to the side that your ability to spit fire is somewhat limited. To wit: GQ‘s “Welcome to Congress!” feature, which purports to serve as “the Freshman Orientation [new Congressmembers] need to make the most of your time here saying no to the status quo!” — and specifically, the feature’s map to places of note that new Congressmembers should be aware of.

With the opening of The Bazaar in Los Angeles and his Made in Spain cooking show on PBS, José Andrés has been busy building a name for himself on the national scene. All of this culminated today in him being named GQ’s Chef of the Year. This article highlights tapas selections that you can find at his D.C. restaurants, including Jaleo, Zaytinya, and Minibar. With Blue Ridge chef Barton Seaver’s Chef of the Year…