I mean, these are just really cool socks. Photo by hkeith21.
- No, Cathy Lanier is not going to New York. [NBC4]
- Nightmare nanny: Parents fire au pair, find out that she allegedly wrote texts about murdering their kids. [WJLA]
- Ex Hex—Mary Timony’s new band—signs to Merge Records. [Arts Desk]
- Here’s a picture of Mayor Gray and Jim Graham kicking soccer balls because life is short and you need to enjoy the little things, you know? [Twitter]