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Millennials, the mythical generation of current twenty-and-early-thirty-somethings that newspapers, magazines, and websites love to try and understand are getting their own celebratory week. This week in D.C. is Millennial Week, which recognizes millennials doing notable things and whatnot.

Considering so much ink has been spilled trying to define millennials in the past few years, we thought we’d try and sum up everything that millennials have been called. Of course, this is just a sampling of the many, many articles written about the millennial generation, but it gives a pretty fair assessment of what the narrative is. So, in that sense, millennials are:

Or, to sum it all up in millennial speak, here’s a tl;dr word cloud that describes the millennial generation: