Photo by Angela Pan.
- Be glad you don’t grocery shop at the Target in Columbia Heights. [Post]
- &pizza continues its march across the city. [Eater DC]
- Maybe they should just disband the Secret Service and start over. [AP via CBSDC]
- The Kennedy Center hires a slew of new higher-ups. [Post]
- Arlington is forced to go back to paper ballots. [ARLNow]
- Genius kid makes the rest of us feel really bad about ourselves. [Post]
Rachel Sadon