President Donald J. Trump mentioned “American carnage” in his dark inaugural speech, so it makes sense that his first dance as president would be to a song with the words “now, the end is near.” Trump and First Lady Melania Trump danced to Frank Sinatra’s “My Way.”
I can’t think of a more appropriate lyric for Trump to choose for his first dance. pic.twitter.com/IIyqFKIYJs
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 21, 2017
Trump shared video of the dance via Twitter (on his personal account), using all caps, “THANK YOU for another wonderful evening in Washington, D.C. TOGETHER, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN??”
THANK YOU for another wonderful evening in Washington, D.C. TOGETHER, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?? pic.twitter.com/V3aoj9RUh4
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 21, 2017
The Daily News described the president’s dancing as “a simple back-and-forth with his wife on his arm and mouthing along with a few words.” His moves pleased the Internet, in a way:
The First Dance by @POTUS might be the most awkward thing I’ve seen since jr. high.
— Thom Mozloom (@mozloom) January 21, 2017
Trump singing along as he and Melania have their first dance as president and first lady pic.twitter.com/xkP60CIsDa
— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) January 21, 2017
The first dance………They obviously didn’t buy that Groupon to the Arthur Murray dance school.
— Shari Davis (@ShariFDavis) January 21, 2017
It looks like two wax figures trying to dance. #FirstDance
— April (@Dargamogirl) January 21, 2017
Donald Trump has never danced before.
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) January 21, 2017
Dear God, Trump leaves his “dance” with Melania to wave at the crowd, leaving her standing there alone. That poor woman.
— Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) January 21, 2017
It’s possible Vice President Pence upstaged Trump:
So glad M/M VP Pence came out to add some rhythm to this first dance.
— Kimberly A. Becker (@silkfish) January 21, 2017
#MikePence ‘s 2-step makes up for everything!!! ? Hilarious. #Inauguration #FirstDance
— Raquel Eatmon (@RaquelEatmon) January 21, 2017
The Trump and Pence families joined in during one of the balls:
Here are Tweets from libtards in Hollywood:
The guy you voted for who said he would work FOR YOU is dancing to “my way” – YA GOT SCAMMED.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 21, 2017
Of course the first dance is a bloated anthem to romantic self absorption.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 21, 2017
Also, it seems that the Inaugural cake may have been heavily based on Duff Goldman’s cake for the Obamas:
The First Lady’s gown was a “vanilla crepe off-the-shoulder gown with a red silk ribbon at the waist” that “was a collaboration ‘between herself and Hervé Pierre, former creative director of Carolina Herrera,’ according to the first lady’s office,” USA Today reports. Also, she also reminds Newt Gingrich of “Sophia Lauren,” who ever she is:
Melania Trump is simply the most beautiful first lady in American history. She brings a Sophia Lauren look to the White House.
— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) January 21, 2017
Anyway, the dance reminded me of another dance that has lingered in pop culture: Elaine Benes’ “Little Kicks” dance in Seinfeld, especially because, before getting down, Elaine makes a very Trump-ian toast, “Here’s to us who wish us well, and those who don’t can go to hell.” (Fun fact: The exterior used is the Puck Building in NYC, which is owned by the president’s son-in-law Jared Kushner.)
Sweet Fancy Moses indeed.