Paging My Lady of Cumfort and God Bless My Pussy.

The crown is up for grabs at the annual show.

Last night, seven brave men and two fearless women took the stage at The Rock and Roll Hotel to compete in the 2010 D.C. Air Sex Championship. Air sex is like air guitar, but instead of an imaginary instrument, you have an imaginary partner. Last night’s air sex performances were often confusing — Is she opening a door? Making a sandwich? Giving a reach around? Who knows? — and occasionally awkward, but pure comedy gold.