Last night, satirical D.C. newcomers The Onion threw themselves a little D.C. fete to celebrate their recent local launch. Editor Joe Garden prefaced his welcoming remarks by relating that he had, on the previous evening, attended an event with “people from… Reuters and Bloomberg News” but that he was much happier spending his time with a few hundred of his new friends at the Black Cat. Well, of course he is! We all know what…

You’re killing us, Tony, killing us. In what may turn out to be the longest political cat-and-mouse game in District history, D.C. Mayor Anthony Williams again spoke to the press about his ambitions for the coming year — and shed no more light on whether or not he will run for mayor than he has before. Williams, speaking to Bloomberg News Service yesterday, slyly noted that his inability to improve District schools may well push…