Holy smokes! Giant fish on the MTA, Paris Hilton in jail, then out, then in again, Al Gore, goatses, blumpkins, Matt Damon, and baby art critics! It’s been a busy week across the Ist-A-Verse, and here’s a smattering of what’s been going on. In Gothamist’s neck of the woods, they found out that many things are possible: A man caught a 40+ pound fish off the Rockaways and took it home on the subway. Graffiti…

It seems like, all across the network, folks were up to no good. Maybe it was all the green beer from last weekend… Gothamist spent the week writing about New Yorkers behaving badly: at the post office, at the Garden, and at the fertility clinic. Calvin Klein may not be misbehaving, but he’s just a little dirty, and in a completely different way than some NYC kitchens. SFist had its share of misbehave-rs, too, like…

From DCist contributor Catherine Andrews: DCist couldn’t help but notice lately all the buzz surrounding the new Georgetown lounge bar, Blue Gin. The Post’s Fritz Hahn seems to have gone especially ga-ga for the place, writing a glowing review, suggesting it no less than three times in a recent Going Out Gurus chat, and choosing its main bartender as the Entertainment Guide’s Bartender of the Month for August. DCist’s curiosity was officially piqued, so we…