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Florida Congressman Trey Radel—who was arrested and charged with cocaine possession last November—is expected to announce his resignation today.

“Your Honor, I apologize for what I’ve done,” Radel said today. “I hit a bottom and I realize I need help.”

Rep. Trey Radel was charged with possession of cocaine, a misdemeanor. He will appear in court on Wednesday.

Add shampoo to the list of failed drug smuggling devices.

A Metropolitan Police Department officer is facing federal money laundering charges in an alleged cocaine trafficking ring that spanned from Pittsburgh to Baltimore.

On Sunday Customs and Border Patrol officers at Dulles Airport found more than two pounds of cocaine hidden inside the double walls of jars containing Guatemalan stew.

Last week a Guatemalan man was stopped at Dulles while trying to smuggle three kilos of cocaine hidden inside belts he was carrying. If there’s anything to be said, it’s that our local drug smugglers are a creative bunch.

The clever attempts to smuggle hard drugs through Dulles International Airport were foiled again last weekend when customs officers detained two couriers from Guatemala who were carrying jars of cream and honey lined with cocaine.

A Guatemalan woman flying in from El Salvador was stopped at Dulles airport on Sunday night and found to have four pounds of cocaine on her—cleverly hidden in chocolate bars and juice boxes.