The owners of U Hall pride themselves on their dance floor. There’s similar thoughtfulness in the bathrooms.

At Shaw’s Lost and Found, our bathroom correspondent is baffled by a confusing layout and a, uh, shitty toilet.

In honor of International Toilet Day, our bar bathroom correspondent visits Petworth’s Mothership.

Our bathroom correspondent finds a toilet paper supply fit for a doomsday bunker.

Our bar bathroom correspondent visits Lyman’s in Columbia Heights and finds a humorous, but stern cross-stitch.

A bathroom with a central conceit that pushed DCist’s editorial policy to its limit.

At Petworth’s DC Reynolds, our bar bathroom correspondent finds charm and, uh, treasure in the bathroom of this cherished neighborhood haunt.

Our bathroom correspondent finds a facility in line with Tune Inn’s dive charm.

Our intrepid bar bathroom correspondent ventures into the port-a-potties of Shaw’s Dacha Beer Garden.

Like the rest of the establishment, The Partisan’s bathroom is confident and austere, yet the handsome bells and whistles are clever form of deception.