It might be time to replace “#Natitude” with an emotion that actually exists as a real word: Panic.

The Nationals placed relief pitcher Ryan Mattheus on the 15-day disabled list today, citing a case of plantar fasciitis. In his place, the team activated veteran right-hander Chien-Ming Wang. You know what comes next. Baseball analysis!

The Nationals announced Friday afternoon that third baseman Ryan Zimmerman will go on the 15-day disabled list. In his place, they are calling up highly valued prospect—and on-field jerk—Bryce Harper.

Photo by Presidents Race We couldn’t help but notice that perennial loser Teddy Roosevelt was absent from the Presidents Race during the Nationals’ game against the Marlins on Saturday. Given how badly the game went, it was just another disappointment among many for Nats fans that night. But what happened? Had Teddy finally succumbed to the crippling depression of never winning? Did he run off to establish another national park? Turns out, Teddy was…