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Jan 31, 2013

Ted Leonsis Apologizes for the Wizards Sucking

The Wizards’ owner wants to let fans know he’s sorry the team is so rotten this season.

Dec 12, 2012

Awful Basketball Team Didn’t Want Awfully Good Player

The Wizards could have traded for James Harden, one of the best players in the NBA. But they declined because it’s cheaper to be a bad team.

Dec 05, 2012

Going to a Wizards Game Is Now a Freelance Gig

Want to make a quick $10? Suffer through a Wizards game.

Nov 26, 2012

Everybody Beats the Wiz

The Washington Wizards are on the cusp of tying an NBA record. Well, not one they should be particularly proud of, but at least it’ll be mighty cheap to see their attempt at matching the history books.

 
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