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Jan 31, 2013
Ted Leonsis Apologizes for the Wizards Sucking
The Wizards’ owner wants to let fans know he’s sorry the team is so rotten this season.
The Wizards could have traded for James Harden, one of the best players in the NBA. But they declined because it’s cheaper to be a bad team.
Dec 05, 2012
Going to a Wizards Game Is Now a Freelance Gig
Want to make a quick $10? Suffer through a Wizards game.
Nov 26, 2012
Everybody Beats the Wiz
The Washington Wizards are on the cusp of tying an NBA record. Well, not one they should be particularly proud of, but at least it’ll be mighty cheap to see their attempt at matching the history books.