People who back a crowdfunding campaign for $25 or more will have their names emblazoned on a ball in the “ocean.”

Organizers of the inaugural U Street Funk Parade are turning to crowd-funding to help raise money to support the endeavor.

The bar from the owners of Kangaroo Boxing Club will feature Chicago-style hot dogs, Strohs and TVs.

The restaurant launched an Indiegogo campaign today seeking $11,000 to purchase a new air conditioning unit, because the business plan appears not to have accounted for the fact that shit breaks sometimes.