The ‘Skins’ owner was so happy his team beat the New York Giants, he used a certain 13-letter word to describe the Super Bowl champions.
In a stunning act of magnanimity, an unexpected show of goodwill, a surprising deed of public charity, the ‘Skins will be footing the tab to keep Metro open late following their game next Monday against the New York Giants.
Or so Tony Kornheiser of PTI fame described his replacement, Jon Gruden, on ESPN’s Monday Night Fooball. Gruden perfected his tan as head coach of the Tampa Bay Bucanneers for seven years and won one Super Bowl with the franchise before being fired this offseason. The Washington Post quoted from Kornheiser’s statement: “If I could handpick a replacement of a football guy, I would cast a net and drag in Jon Gruden. He is…
Feb 20, 2007
Mister Tony Rides Again
After a 295-day hiatus, Tony Kornheiser is back live on the Washington airwaves. This morning, The Tony Kornheiser Show aired on Washington Post Radio (WTWP, 1500 AM and 107.7 FM). Kornheiser was lured away from Sports Talk 980 (his previous employer) and Dan Snyder’s Red Zebra Broadcasting by a generous 3-year contract from WTWP. His return is expected not only to boost WaPo Radio’s sagging ratings, but to bring some life to a moribund D.C….
Jan 10, 2007
Go Home Already: A Taste of Sex Change Edition
>> Homophonic talking point alert: Those of you who work in the garment trade will know that the act of overcasting the raw edge of fabric to prevent unraveling is called “serging.” But that’s not what everyone will be talking about tonight. >> Still, the Myrtle Beach Sun-News is saying that tonight’s address “may be most important of [Bush’s] presidency.” Dare you question the Myrtle Beach Sun-News? [Radosh] >> Tony Kornheiser will continue to serve…
Nov 12, 2006
Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse
The -ists this week had politics on the brain. And what goes better with politics? Partying– that’s two great tastes in one. Oh, and Kevin Federline…can’t forget about Kevin Federline. That’s three great tastes in one. -Bostonist discussed two big state issues– what sort of math constitutes a marriage and what kind of alcohol can be sold in most grocery stores. And the politically minded Curt Schilling went on “Jeopardy!”. -Chicagoist celebrated the election news…
Oct 23, 2006
One And Done For Mister Tony?
Local media personality Tony Kornheiser has worn many hats in his lengthy career, but can best be described as a “media personality” or a “talking head”. His roots in Washington run deep, from his Washington Post column (which, to be fair, has thinned out considerably since its debut in 1979) to his quirky, irreverent radio show on local station WTEM. He is the co-host of the enormously popular ESPN television program, Pardon the Interruption,…
Sep 11, 2006
Redskins Open Season Against Vikes Tonight
Geezers need excitement. And for two of them, Redskins quarterback Mark Brunell and former Redskin/now-Viking QB Brad Johnson, ESPN’s Monday Night Football premiere will be providing it as these two NFC foes duke it out at FedEx Field tonight at 7:30 p.m. For Washington, who miffed and mussed and stunk their way through the preseason, all eyes will be on the offense. Widely deemed a depthless liability toward the end of last year, a heavy…
Sep 11, 2006
Are You Ready for Some Pasta?
The Washington Redskins kick off their regular season tonight against the Minnesota Vikings at FedEx Field. Last week, the Richmond Times-Dispatch took a look at what the Redskins organization — including players, coaches, and staff members — wolfed down during the squad’s three-week training camp in August: That group of 140 or so people, 88 of whom are players, chewed through 1,200 pounds of sliced deli meats, 1,500 pounds of chicken breasts, 1,200 pounds of…