Because now people have to rally against global annihilation.

Tell me more about why proximity to the federal government is so great.

“We may not agree with the ideology, but we must take every opportunity to appreciate the beauty that we share beyond our differences.”

The new video takes ill wishes upon our city beyond Rod Blum-levels.

Local rappers Pacman and Peso went to North Korea to make a music video. It’s finally been released.

If the the rappers make it to North Korea, the “music video will be shot on a karaoke party bus in Pyongyang.”

North Korea probably won’t launch a nuclear missile on D.C. But what happens if it does? Well, we’re probably screwed.

Well, at least we have Olympus Has Fallen.

Good morning, Washington, and our apologies to the residents of Montgomery County — we hate to be the bearers of bad news. But it looks like speed cameras will be coming to your fair municipality. The general assembly has overridden Governor Ehrlich’s second veto, putting the wheels in motion for a statewide program. Montgomery County will be the lucky recipient of the first pilot cameras. Gallaudet Still A Mess: Protests; counter-protests; defiant non-resignations. And now…

TUESDAY Today’s a good day to study the landscape of war, real and imagined. For a close look at the ephemeral, literary variety, stop by the Corcoran Gallery to hear author Ron Rosenbaum discuss The Shakespeare Wars: Clashing Scholars, Public Fiascos, Palace Coups. If you’d prefer something more current, and harrowing, Paul Rieckhoff brings first-hand experience to the task of Chasing Ghosts: A Soldier’s Fight for America From Baghdad to Washington. Rosenbaum: in the Hammer…